hypothetically speaking

so listen. there's a situation. here's where i'm at.


so there's me. right? standing. a cramped and narrow hallway.

and i'm claustrophobic.

and i'm stuck between two doors. one closed. one open.. slightly. but here's the problem, right? there's always a problem. and the problem looks like this: both doors only open outwards. which means, i can't open one door without closing the other. so i cant have both doors open at once. and i can't escape. and if i were thinner i could somehow slip through. and if i were smarter i could engineer a way. and if i were more beautiful.. well that wouldn't really do a thing. but i'd be beautiful, so at least i'd have that.

but as it were. im none of those things. so im just stuck here, in between two closed doors. and where one door closes, another one opens..

but someone failed to tell me that opening that door required the closing of another.